We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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