Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Its about making memories worth repressing
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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