with your own penis?
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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