Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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