Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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