Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
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