I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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