so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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