Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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