did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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