what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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