I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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