Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I am available for nakedness
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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