Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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