Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
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