Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
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