Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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