i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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