I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I am full of burrito and curiosity
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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