How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
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