Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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