so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
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