dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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