They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
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