Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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