I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Randomize
