So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
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