Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
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