i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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