whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Randomize
