she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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