Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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