I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
