shes about as inviting as chlamydia
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
this will be a night to untag.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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