There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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