I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
no more duck duck goose at the bar
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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