After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Randomize
