Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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