Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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