We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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