she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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