the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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