The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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