either way he was missing a nipple.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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