this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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