I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
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