Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
He better not be in your backpack
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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