You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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