btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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