Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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