She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
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