fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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