I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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